I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Randomize