OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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