And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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