What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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