Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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