im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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