The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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