Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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