How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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