I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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