it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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