My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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