you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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