Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
