so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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