Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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