This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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