I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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