There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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