38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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