I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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