...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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