mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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