This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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