My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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