just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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