I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's Friday. Sex?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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