Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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