It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Still dying that you shit outside
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
