Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Your cock deserves a montage
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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