i was rollin on her like bob the builder
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
