It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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