it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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