Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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