When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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