At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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