Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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