Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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