i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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