when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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