Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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