Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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