When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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