Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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