i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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