How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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