So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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