I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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