how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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