oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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