You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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