guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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