and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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