Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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