All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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