Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
