Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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