U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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